Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Blind Man and the Blonde

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you are blind, that you should
know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nope, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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