Friday, February 01, 2008

A Couple of Jokes

Yankees-VS Red Sox

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankee's fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.'' OK, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?. The Red Sox. Why's that? Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans,so I'm a Red Sox fan too.'' That's not a good answer,Bobby. If your parents were both MORONS, would you be a MORON too? NO, that would make me a Yankee's fan..

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo,North Dakota...

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo,North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. ''Look, he said,lets have a little game,I'll ask you a riddle, If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink, If you can't then you buy me one, OK. ja dat sounds purty good, said the Norwegian. The Indian said my father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it ? The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said , I give up. Who vas it? ''It was me, chortled the Indian, So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his Cronies, Sven, he said. I got a game,If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't you have to buy me vun. Fair enough said Sven. Ok the Norwegian said' my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn my brudder. It vasn't my sister who vas it? Search me said Sven. I give up, who vas it? The Norergian burst out, vas some Indian up in Fargo,North Dakota.

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