At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Excuse me miss, I'm sorry to bother your, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I am awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That is a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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